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BlazNT

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The EVER faithful tally-man ......GOOD Mornin Chuck !

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Morning Boo.

Just for the record.
I AM A MORNING PERSON

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Happens when you live in a "white pimple on the brown bum of the earth" ( Prime Minister Keating )

Sorry Bert, but I had to condense that..

It would seem that disbelief in the current media is a world wide phenom.. What goes for "News" shows over here, have instead become morning variety shows, mostly based around whatever this or that sports figure, movie star or personality has done lately. Like whom they are sleeping with, or whom they sexually assaulted. Very little actual 'News' is reported.. I don't watch any of it..

As far as toilet paper and it's proper usage is concerned, the pat American answer to such questions is, "We wash our hands after using the bathroom." In fact Americans no longer touch anything "public", without wiping it down with alcohol first! We won't even sit on a public toilet seat without first covering it with special paper seat covers dispensed for just that purpose.

Heaven help us if we ever are exposed to some disease, for we have built up no natural immunity to anything and eventually we will pay a heavy price for our increasingly prissy existence.

Roger
 

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Don't you lot get phone books ?
Back when I was a wee lad, dad had a bench saw.
When the new phone books came out, all the neighbours would turn up to get dad to cut them in quarters & shave off the spine,.
Next stop was down to the bloke on the corner who had a pedistal drill for the all important hole for the modified coat hanger.

Bert,

Phone books are a thing of the past here. As 'Land Lines' give way to cell phones, phone books have simply disappeared. You want the phone number for a business, you look it up on-line...

Roger
 

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Bert,

Phone books are a thing of the past here. As 'Land Lines' give way to cell phones, phone books have simply disappeared. You want the phone number for a business, you look it up on-line...

Roger

Besides, ... Millennials CAN'T tear an old type phone-book in half !! ..:laughing:..:laughing:

Ever notice that women ALWAYS use a hell of a lot more paper than men, ALL my BIL'S have the same situation, now I know MOST women have 2 exits to maintain but for God's sake they use bout 3 to 4 times as much as much as the guys do , ..AND OH Bert... I DON'T wipe with my HAND ... I use T-P too !! ..:laughing:..:laughing:
 

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Besides,
Ever notice that women ALWAYS use a hell of a lot more paper than men, ALL my BIL'S have the same situation, now I know MOST women have 2 exits to maintain but for God's sake they use bout 3 to 4 times as much as much as the guys do , ..AND OH Bert... I DON'T wipe with my HAND ... I use T-P too !! ..:laughing:..:laughing:

Their private parts are more delicate (and sensitive) than ours...............
 

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Their private parts are more delicate (and sensitive) than ours...............

So is the ( "needle & seat assy. ) in a 2 cycle Zama carburetor !! .. :laughing:..:laughing:
 

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How is it that the Robert Mueller's name is pronounced "Mull"er rather than "Mule"er ????
Where's his German upbringing??
I guess he didn't want to be thought of as a Nazi.............
 

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How is it that the Robert Mueller's name is pronounced "Mull"er rather than "Mule"er ????
Where's his German upbringing??
I guess he didn't want to be thought of as a Nazi.............

Are you thinking of FOOD, ALL the time, in particular ... spaghetti .. ??
 

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Are you thinking of FOOD, ALL the time, in particular ... spaghetti .. ??
If I think about food, I eat it....and get fatter......

The less I think about food, the better!
But, much of what I USED to think about..........well....about all I CAN do is THINK about it........
Like, it is cold and the grass is brown, so I can't really mow it............
The fallen leaves are too wet, so I can't really mulch them...........
My knee is hurts, so I can't go pedal my bicycle............
I am waiting for lumber prices to come back down (hurricanes really drive the price of building materials sky high)
so I can't work on my Home Theater Room.................

See what I mean............
 

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Sorry Bert, but I had to condense that..

It would seem that disbelief in the current media is a world wide phenom.. What goes for "News" shows over here, have instead become morning variety shows, mostly based around whatever this or that sports figure, movie star or personality has done lately. Like whom they are sleeping with, or whom they sexually assaulted. Very little actual 'News' is reported.. I don't watch any of it..

As far as toilet paper and it's proper usage is concerned, the pat American answer to such questions is, "We wash our hands after using the bathroom." In fact Americans no longer touch anything "public", without wiping it down with alcohol first! We won't even sit on a public toilet seat without first covering it with special paper seat covers dispensed for just that purpose.

Heaven help us if we ever are exposed to some disease, for we have built up no natural immunity to anything and eventually we will pay a heavy price for our increasingly prissy existence.

Roger

No arguement about news Roger.
Except the changes you are seeing now, we have been getting for 200 years.
Many years ago I picked up a line from a junkie passenger I was taking to Kings Cross at 3 am on a rainy morning.
"Why sit at home and watch some one else's artificial life when you can live your own one for real ?"
Thus TV sits in the corner and gathers dust except for a few shows , like the Press Club dinners & the odd documentary.

I find it funny that we push our children to read above their level to increase their literacy skills yet are happy to watch TV programes all day written down to very low intellectual levels.
When was the last time you heard a word with more than 4 sylabiles on a TV show.
SWMBO did 4 exhibitions when she was with the museum that won awards world wide.
She got sacked because she refused to dumb down the literature to that of a 10 year old.
The museum has never staged another exhibition that won an award.

Luckily we have government media down here , like the BBC in the UK, so the radio is on all day in the workshop ( I have tinitus so quiet is a no no ).
Usually it is on the PNN ( Parliamentary News Network ) but even then, the reporting of debates, that I hear on the "news" is nothing like what was actually said in the debate.

As far as obsessive cleaning, it will kill you in the end.
Lack of proper science education in schools combined with scare advertising negates the fact that around 92% of all bacteria are beneficial.
And of course the real dangerous ones are immune to alcohol so like 95% fat free= 5% fat , kills 95% of bacteria = leaves the really nasty ones behind.
Perhaps we need to broadcast War of the Worlds every day to make it sink in. The churches would really like to see it on endless high rotation as ultimately God saves the world .
We actually passed laws banning butchers from using wooden chopping blocks because some idiot decided that plastic was cleaner than wood.
Hundreds of mass poisionings have been traced back to kitchens preparing food on plastic boards but the penny is yet to drop that wood, even old dead wood is naturally antibiotic ( which is why they used it for butchers blocks in the first place) .
 
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