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Boobala

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

My wifey got this in an email last week, IT does say to share, SOooo I think I will, ...

FUZZY B.jpg

glad to know that there are gals out there that share my warped sense of humor !!
 

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Good Friday Morning to you all, you to Bert.....or good evening rather.

Frankly speaking, I don't beat around the bush, I state what I see and hear.

Went to a nude beach once, let me tell you, there was no girls there that looked anything like the lady in that video...........looked more like a large pod of whales all flapping around the sand in a desperate attempt to tan every part of their fold covered bodies.
 

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Good Friday Morning to you all, you to Bert.....or good evening rather.

Frankly speaking, I don't beat around the bush, I state what I see and hear.

Went to a nude beach once, let me tell you, there was no girls there that looked anything like the lady in that video...........looked more like a large pod of whales all flapping around the sand in a desperate attempt to tan every part of their fold covered bodies.

My son visited a nude beach while in Greece and echoed pretty much the same sentiments.
 

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Girls with large lawns like a guy with a really big deck!:thumbsup:
 

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Girls with large lawns like a guy with a really big deck!:thumbsup:

Guess all the guys with "push-mowers" ..are SOL !! ...:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:
 

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

large transmissions and trans axles? to be politically correct
 

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large transmissions and trans axles? to be politically correct

NO, NO, NO, James that B/S ain't gonna fly, no way out of it, ...SORRY CHARLIE !!
NO P/C B/S allowed here !! We better NOT find out you got crayons, a coloring-book, and a "safe-space"
:laughing:..:laughing::laughing:..:laughing:
 

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NO, NO, NO, James that B/S ain't gonna fly, no way out of it, ...SORRY CHARLIE !!
NO P/C B/S allowed here !! We better NOT find out you got crayons, a coloring-book, and a "safe-space"
:laughing:..:laughing::laughing:..:laughing:
Ha ha you is a hoot :laughing:
 

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Bert, let me know any time time you actively opt to NOT watch that vid,
and I will watch it an additional time.
I just think it's humorous...........

Actually that guy has a whole string of videos on many topics, all of which involve his wife an various states of dress.
I have to believe that she gets a kick out of doing them as well.

Well Ronno, as my parents brought me up properly, to respect women as people and not a play thing for my amusement or an adornment for the end of my genitals I will actively not look at that video or any others of the trash that he has posted,
So you are more than welcome to watch that video every second of the rest of your life.

Obviously my folks were some sort of weirdos and I should be sizing up every woman I see as a potential screw but that is how I was brought up.
Thus I have no problems walking into a women's change room and being that I don't stand there jaw on the floor drooling most of the women I worked with & for had little problems with me doing that either.
Thus we ended up being the personnal couriers for most of the super models who came to Sydney from 1986 through to 2009 .
One of my customers shot Aust Penthouse so I would have been in the room with most "Penthouse Pets" for that period.
We had around 300 customers, nearly all of them were women & most 1/2 to 1/3 my age and I ran the business on a very close & personnal mannar thus we often went out with our customers and regularly got invites to dinners, partys , weddings etc.
we were not the fastest couriers in the country , nor the best but our customers liked us & we were very successful because we treated the women as equals and they really appreciate that.
There is a reason why so many women get bashed & raped and that is because men do not see them as or think of them as people but just play things there for their personal entertainment thus any MAN has a right to do whatever they want to any woman because women are not real people ( in their minds anyway) they are toys to be perved at, critised , manipulated, fornacated the beaten up.
It all starts in the mind that can not accept that a woman is a real human being with the same rights as any man and this sort of preversions start being introduced into little boys heads at a very young age,

As for eye candy, that depends on what sort of sweet tooth you have.
The human body is not an inherently pretty thing which is one of the reason why less than 0,01% of the population have the bodily proportions that allow them to become models.

As for videoing women in inappropriate dress for the job at hand,
there was some scribble on the back of one of the dunny doors at Sattachi & Sattachi Sydney office.
"If the product stinks use SEX
If you have no ideas use SEX
IF you use SEX you don't work here "
 

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Well Ronno, as my parents brought me up properly, to respect women as people and not a play thing for my amusement or an adornment for the end of my genitals I will actively not look at that video or any others of the trash that he has posted,
So you are more than welcome to watch that video every second of the rest of your life.

Obviously my folks were some sort of weirdos and I should be sizing up every woman I see as a potential screw but that is how I was brought up.
Thus I have no problems walking into a women's change room and being that I don't stand there jaw on the floor drooling most of the women I worked with & for had little problems with me doing that either.
Thus we ended up being the personnal couriers for most of the super models who came to Sydney from 1986 through to 2009 .
One of my customers shot Aust Penthouse so I would have been in the room with most "Penthouse Pets" for that period.
We had around 300 customers, nearly all of them were women & most 1/2 to 1/3 my age and I ran the business on a very close & personnal mannar thus we often went out with our customers and regularly got invites to dinners, partys , weddings etc.
we were not the fastest couriers in the country , nor the best but our customers liked us & we were very successful because we treated the women as equals and they really appreciate that.
There is a reason why so many women get bashed & raped and that is because men do not see them as or think of them as people but just play things there for their personal entertainment thus any MAN has a right to do whatever they want to any woman because women are not real people ( in their minds anyway) they are toys to be perved at, critised , manipulated, fornacated the beaten up.
It all starts in the mind that can not accept that a woman is a real human being with the same rights as any man and this sort of preversions start being introduced into little boys heads at a very young age,

As for eye candy, that depends on what sort of sweet tooth you have.
The human body is not an inherently pretty thing which is one of the reason why less than 0,01% of the population have the bodily proportions that allow them to become models.

As for videoing women in inappropriate dress for the job at hand,
there was some scribble on the back of one of the dunny doors at Sattachi & Sattachi Sydney office.
"If the product stinks use SEX
If you have no ideas use SEX
IF you use SEX you don't work here "

The way I was raised as well. I was watching the video and could only think of how crappy of a job she was doing.
 
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