Boobala
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Re: Health Report
Better hope they don't see that tattoo above your butt-hole that reads "ENTER-HERE" .. :laughing:..:laughing:
Well, Skipper, I am somewhat ambidextrous................well, sort of...
I write left handed, and I eat "continental" style: fork left,knife right...cut and then straight to mouth w/left....no switching hands.
When I played round ball, my jump shot was right handed; layup and 1 hand dunk... left hand.
So, I am kinda screwed up in the handedness category.
For that reason, I sometimes get my left/right screwed up.
It is actually my RIGHT knee that has all the problems.............
As for my kidney stone, they FINALLY found it yesterday via CAT scan.
Looks like minor surgery for me next Monday if it doesn't pass B-4 then.
(I'm drinking lots of water and jumping a bunch in an effort to pass....gotta strain my piss til then.......(SUCKS....)
As for the right/left thing, problem is in LEFT kidney/plumbing.
When the person at the Dr's office was discussing the surgical setup, she said "right" kidney.
I said NO NO NO..........LEFT !!!!!!
She went back thru the notes and FINALLY agreed and corrected it.
I think I'll take a marker and write "NO" on my right side, and "YES" on the left................
Better hope they don't see that tattoo above your butt-hole that reads "ENTER-HERE" .. :laughing:..:laughing: