The Daily Yardman Thread

[Boobala]

Re: eBay morons

And the majority of those who looked at it remained unable to read their entire life.

OH schitt !! I been caught by Sister Superior ! UHhh ... Errr .. I mean Bert !

.. ..:laughing:..:laughing:

 

[Ronno6]

Re: eBay morons

And the majority of those who looked at it remained unable to read their entire life.

And, learned to read the magazine while holding it with only one hand..........

 

[Boobala]

Re: eBay morons

And, learned to read the magazine while holding it with only one hand..........

Yeah I got to be pretty good at holding the magazine in 1 hand and switching between holding my coffee or cigarette with the other !! .. :laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:

 

[bertsmobile1]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Very very slowly they ( the police & politicians ) are starting to understand that we don't have a crime problem, we have an education problem.
75% of the repeat jail terms are handed out to prisoners who are functionally illiterate.
Most are really good at covering it up so will not attend litteracy classes in prison so they are trialing classes post release as part of the parole conditions with great success.
IT all starts with picture books that occupy your mind to the extent you zone out of the class.

I got caught with a playboy at one time and naturally told mum I was reading it for the articles, so she removed all of the girly photos & gave it back to me.
I had to read it to my parents every night after dinner for a week

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Very very slowly they ( the police & politicians ) are starting to understand that we don't have a crime problem, we have an education problem.
75% of the repeat jail terms are handed out to prisoners who are functionally illiterate.
Most are really good at covering it up so will not attend litteracy classes in prison so they are trialing classes post release as part of the parole conditions with great success.
IT all starts with picture books that occupy your mind to the extent you zone out of the class.

I got caught with a playboy at one time and naturally told mum I was reading it for the articles, so she removed all of the girly photos & gave it back to me.
I had to read it to my parents every night after dinner for a week

...

 

[bertsmobile1]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

View attachment 36249...View attachment 36250

Yes it was the last one I ever bought.

Real flesh that one could touch & feel was so much better than fantysising about dots of ink on a page.
And the more public I became against these trash mags, the more flesh became available to me so I quickly learned the girls liked boys who did not like or promote trash porn.
I found out quickly that sex is like a jackrabbit.'
The harder you chase it the less you get

 

[Ronno6]

Re: eBay morons

Yeah I got to be pretty good at holding the magazine in 1 hand and switching between holding my coffee or cigarette with the other !! .. :laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:

View attachment 36248

Call it what you will..............

 

[Ronno6]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Yes it was the last one I ever bought.

Real flesh that one could touch & feel was so much better than fantysising about dots of ink on a page.
And the more public I became against these trash mags, the more flesh became available to me so I quickly learned the girls liked boys who did not like or promote trash porn.
I found out quickly that sex is like a jackrabbit.'
The harder you chase it the less you get

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Don't let Boo in on THAT secret...................

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Don't let Boo in on THAT secret...................

I grew too old for the chasing routine, so I gave-in and succumed to the desires of my wife, to take me off the playing field, NOW, she chase's me.. to take out the trash, wash the car's, help with the dishes, laundry, yard-work, etc. etc. etc. etc. !! ..:laughing:..:laughing:

 

[bertsmobile1]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Don't let Boo in on THAT secret...................

On a similar subject, Penthouse Aust was suffering financial difficulty so they went on a national advertising campaign.
The campaign was built around the slogan "men who really like women will really want to see ( insert the name of some buxom beauty ) in this months edition of Australian Penthouse " along with some images that you could not show on US TV.
We had a comedian presenter at the time Doug Mulray and he did a spoof of the add based around "men who really do like women would really want to see them with their legs closed on national television"
It was a hit, a big hit, too big. Penthouse pulled their multi million dollar TV , radio & print adds and Mulray got the boot.
Sales of all soft porn magazines plumeted and they have never recovered as shortly after this the internet came down under and 12 year old boys could get all the girly pictures they wanted.
Funny enough a lot of car, surfing , motorcycling and health magazines also folded