A joke for NOBAMA
James my man, I want you to know that this was sent to me by a buddy from NY.. NYC as a matter of fact (well, Long Island), same difference to guys like us.
Anyway, I thought you might get a kick out of it:
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A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home
and his wife looks at him and says,
"What are you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a
boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks
where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the
house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a
big field, sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand. He yells out
to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad
name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there
and whip your butt."