The Daily Yardman Thread

[willys55]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.” The first man asks “Can I make a wish? ” Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing” “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ” The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other ” Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?” The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”

 

[primerbulb120]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

G'mornin guys, spent some time reading our thread from PAGE 1 . Some of the things we posted are so hilarious when you look back, it's like reading a semi-serious comic book, lot's of smiles and occasional laughs, remembering when we were striving to keep the thread alive at about 18,000 or so, trying to see 20,000, and how elated we were to reach it . I still find it hard to believe, we broke 100,000 in under 1 year, primerbulb120 injected something about another thread with more than 300,00 ( name that mower) or something to that effect , but that thread was over several years, and it was like a naming game . We have gotten so far off track of the mowers at times, I still wonder why Admin. hasn't given us the boot !! I often think maybe, at times we've pushed folks away because of our antics, BUT, how do you explain the huge number of views ..??? You have to admit we have posted some wacky stuff here that never even came close to mentioning something about mowers . Oh well, as long as nobody gets too offended or seriously out of the lines I think all in all, it's a GREAT ride !!

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The Admin will not give you the boot because of the amount of views you collect and the amount of visitors you attract.

:smile:

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

The Admin will not give you the boot because of the amount of views you collect and the amount of visitors you attract.

:smile:

Hmmmm ..... that's a reasonable explanation, do you think the Admin. reads them and passes it around ..?? ..:laughing:..:laughing:

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Hey Doc, .... sometimes a picture is worth a thousand laughs ..??

.... This is BlazNT in his usual hobby


.... Neighbor called, asked if I could help him with his new car, I said yes.. BIG MISTAKE !


.... My flying instructor !!


.... Bought the newest REMOTE, for men of Leisure & Pleasure !!

Click to enlarge....

 

[Ronno6]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

The Admin will not give you the boot because of the amount of views you collect and the amount of visitors you attract.

:smile:

Maybe we can keep the thread alive til the original Yardman Transaxle needs repairing again...
Or...better yet....dies of old age...........

 

[willys55]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Hey Doc, .... sometimes a picture is worth a thousand laughs ..??

View attachment 34662 .... This is BlazNT in his usual hobby


View attachment 34663 .... Neighbor called, asked if I could help him with his new car, I said yes.. BIG MISTAKE !


View attachment 34664 .... My flying instructor !!


View attachment 34665 .... Bought the newest REMOTE, for men of Leisure & Pleasure !!

Click to enlarge....

LOL

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

AND... a few more, just for the hell of it !

.... Doc's wife sent this !!

.... Doc gettin his monthly "trim-job"

.... Pumper 54 (Tom) BEFORE his Harleys

.... Roger (Goomba) ..early days !!

.... Men's 1st lesson !!

 

[BlazNT]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

AND... a few more, just for the hell of it !

View attachment 34666 .... Doc's wife sent this !!

View attachment 34667 .... Doc gettin his monthly "trim-job"

View attachment 34668 .... Pumper 54 (Tom) BEFORE his Harleys

View attachment 34669 .... Roger (Goomba) ..early days !!

View attachment 34670 .... Men's 1st lesson !!

The problem with the last picture is it does not warn you of the other stuff it opens like the big can of worms. It also closes lots of fun.

 

[BlazNT]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Posts: 2,317
Views: 116,657

And still going.

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Posts: 2,317
Views: 116,657

And still going.

Our "Captain" is not at the "bridge" due to a lack of electricity, in which case the XO (executive-officer) has temporary command of this "ride" , and although we are experiencing a (temporary ???) shortage of crew-members, our orders are "Damn the torpedo's, Full Speed Ahead " , or something to that effect , (or is it effluent ) It appears there is a small amount boredom and low morale among several crew-members, 1 is on "sick-leave" , the others are hiding within the bowels of this forum, or they have "jumped ship" , we'll see what happens when the HMFWIC gets back aboard, till then men, as you were ! ..( LOL ) ...:laughing:..:laughing: