Mower Humor

[Honest Abe]

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that must be some pretty solid ground under there. My backyard doesn't have quite that much standing water, but if I tried running my Ferris IS2600Z through it right now it would be sunk clear up to the fuel tanks. Don't ask me how I know or what kind of a mess it left - yikes!

 

[Honest Abe]

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just get one of these pop-up changing tents and use it right in the back of any pick-up ...

 

[PTmowerMech]

that must be some pretty solid ground under there. My backyard doesn't have quite that much standing water, but if I tried running my Ferris IS2600Z through it right now it would be sunk clear up to the fuel tanks. Don't ask me how I know or what kind of a mess it left - yikes!

My back yard slopes to the middle from 3 directions. The middle of those slopes, it slopes slightly to the south. It should drain the back yard. But on the edge of the south side, there's a hump, that won't allow the back yard water to drain.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bury perforated drainage pipe, dig it out or bring in some dirt to raise the level above the hump.
Even my JD mower (a typical mower, not a ZTR) gets stuck there.

 

[7394]

Adding a french drain would be cheapest imo.

But if you can access the dirt easily, that would be a great solution.

 

[platefire]

I like the "will mow for food"

 

[7394]

 

[4getgto]

I like the "will mow for food"

Honestly I'd just pay ya.....
Cheaper....!
Anyone eat fast-food lately ?

 

[platefire]

Well the statement "will mow for food" need to be accompanied by the picture of a Goat to make sense!

Regarding fast food, I went to Burger King this week and ordered a to-go from the inside counter.
I had a coupon for large size combo and they handed me small drink cups and I had to point out
that the order was large size. Then after that they put a small cup out in front of me and said "that is
what you can put my tip in" I'm still in shock

 

[Honest Abe]

Well the statement "will mow for food" need to be accompanied by the picture of a Goat to make sense!

Regarding fast food, I went to Burger King this week and ordered a to-go from the inside counter.
I had a coupon for large size combo and they handed me small drink cups and I had to point out
that the order was large size. Then after that they put a small cup out in front of me and said "that is
what you can put my tip in" I'm still in shock

I'd have cancelled my order and turned around and left . . . . . .

 

[Honest Abe]

Honestly I'd just pay ya.....
Cheaper....!
Anyone eat fast-food lately ?

yup, steer clear of Arby's, yikesss . . . . .