JDgreen
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Happiness is being Retired,every day is a holiday!...russ
But you don't get holiday pay.....
Happiness is being Retired,every day is a holiday!...russ
Being retired is hell.
Worn out and useless :thumbdown:nothing but downhill from there on :tongue:
The best years of yer life are behind ye
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said,
"Your f****ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"
have to disagree with you Bison my friend.I love being retired,no more bosses,no more hassles,no more driving to work 30miles every day in all kinds of weather.I'm my own boss now,I call the shots and if my dogs don't like it too bad...russ
have to disagree with you Bison my friend.I love being retired,no more bosses,no more hassles,no more driving to work 30miles every day in all kinds of weather.I'm my own boss now,I call the shots and if my dogs don't like it too bad...russ