Jealousy
Geez Doc, now you've got me jealous of your tree trimmer! He's a year older than me and he's up a tree!! And how did he drop that top and miss those wires? By sheer luck???
And there YOU are, not only handsome (and young) , BUT taller than a horse! Nice looking beard by the way, no matter what Boo says...
I've had a beard ever since 1969 when the submarine I was serving on went on a WESPAC run and we spent 56 days submerged in 'unfriendly' waters. The entire cruise took us 11 months, but that's another story. Anyway, fresh water is a rare commodity aboard old diesel submarines, so most of us grew beards rather than shave and waste water. Mainly because any Engineman catching you 'wasting' water would snatch you for a "still' watch to teach you a lesson. We had two fresh-water stills, one or the other of which seemed to always be out-of-commission for some reason. It was a horrible watch to stand as they ran hotter than the hinges of hell and you had to tend the damn thing the entire time it was operating. It wasn't something you wanted to repeat, especially if you were a 'Twidget' like I was and normally got to stand watches in a nice cool air-conditioned environment. I didn't want to be back aft in a hot engine-room with those nasty, greasy Enginemen. Besides all that horrendous noise might have damaged my tender ears and then I wouldn't be able to hear, and keep us from going "Bump" in the dark!
Anyway, here's a pic of yours truly with a nice redfish.
Roger