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Ronno6

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Re: Health Report

Ron,

Writing on your side is not a bad idea! When I had my knee surgery (one week ago today) they actually used a marker to write my initials on the correct knee. (I have no idea why they used my initials. Why not, "Cut here!")

Man I don't know how you have stood having a kidney stone for as long as you have! Those muthers are painful!! Gall stones too! Make you wish you could just curl up somewhere and die!

Don't let them hook you up with a needle in your hand/arm/wherever until they have written on your body where they should be cutting! I don't trust the bastards! And once they can inject whatever it is they used to knock you out, you only have seconds to speak for yourself!

Rog

The pain attacks only come every week or 2.
One a couple weeks ago laasted about 16hrs; I had to take 3 doses of pain killers.
The last 2 have only lasted about 3-4 hrs or so....one dose of the meds took care of each of those.

As for surgery' there ain't gonna be no cuttih'...............it is done with a scope and laser up thru the plumbin'.................
 

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Ronno6;314761As for surgery' there ain't gonna be no cuttih'...............it is done with a scope and laser up thru the plumbin'.................[/QUOTE said:
Oh schitt man! You didn't have to tell me that!! Now I'm going to be gritting my teeth all day Monday just thinking about you... Damn...

Maybe you should draw a road map on your belly indicating which direction should be taken to which kidney..

Also, I hate to scare you, but on my knee, there are three holes! One for the scope, one for the light and one for the tools. I can see the scope and the light being a combination unit, but how does the tool get in there? (No puns please.)

Whatever the case: Good Luck! I hope it goes well for you..
 

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Goomba.......... sometimes I think the ONLY way, 2 keep U comin bak is all the "eye-candy" .. :laughing:..:laughing:
 

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Goomba.......... sometimes I think the ONLY way, 2 keep U comin bak is all the "eye-candy" .. :laughing:..:laughing:

Oh, geez Boo, you figured that out all by yerself? What you think draws me back, yer pithy replies? Geez, I luv ya like a brother n'all, and I don't wan'ta hurt yer feelin's or anything, but when yer our age, the chances of seeing anything like those young ladies in the flesh are pretty slim. All we got are the memories from our own youth to fall back on, and those are getting bit foggy now-a-days..
 

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Re: Health Report

Oh schitt man! You didn't have to tell me that!! Now I'm going to be gritting my teeth all day Monday just thinking about you... Damn...

Maybe you should draw a road map on your belly indicating which direction should be taken to which kidney..

Also, I hate to scare you, but on my knee, there are three holes! One for the scope, one for the light and one for the tools. I can see the scope and the light being a combination unit, but how does the tool get in there? (No puns please.)

Well Goomba, thats why the sex-change operation for him, they gonna remove his EXTERNAL "faucet" , so they can get a robotic arm in there .. (sorta like what the space shuttle had) and purge his plumbing .. he ..errr she, will be fine afterwards, lookin fwd to her posting pics in the near future ... :thumbsup:..:laughing:..:laughing:
 

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Chuck,

Did that last sentence mean 'If you have an iPhone, you are S.O.L.'?

Yes they're talk-to-text is pretty bad. I wouldn't own an iPhone if someone gave it to me I'd sell it. Bunch of vultures acting like they make stuff that they've never made. Always 3 to 5 years behind Android. And then when they come out with something they say it's a new and Android has had it for 3 to 5 years. Just crap it's just crap
 

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Hey Chuck, you are getting repetitious! I've seen her before! I may have CRS, but I'm not about to forget a butt like that!

I was tired and my eyes hurt. I just picked an old one and posted. I normally I pick a week or two worth in one night but I ran out this morning. You would have to notice. He'll I think I posted her well over a month ago. You like them hinders too.
 
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