bertsmobile1
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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild
Well it is hard to hang on with one hand slicking back or roughing up your hair while the other is taking a selfie.
Last year down here over 40 idiots fell off cliffs while taking selfies of themselves 3 qualified for Darwin awards by killing themselves. ( only 2 got eaten by crocks & they were both Germans )
Over 300 idiots were pulled out of Sydney harbour when they fell in while taking selfies of themselves with the opera house in the background.
There is a big shitfight on now between the Greenies, the Tour operators & the harbour authorities.
They have been cleaning up the sewerage that pretends to be the Parramatta river to the extent that the world famous Sydney rock oysters have come back to the harbour and in particular to the rocks around Miller Pt ( Under the bridge & opposite the Opera House ).
The greenies are beside themselves and most of the time fish caught are now able to be eaten.
Unfortunately if it is not high tide , when the tourist fall into the harbour, they land on the rocks covered by oyster shells ( ouch ) and of course never get proper medical treatment so end up with major infections .
SO the tourist board wants the rocks painted with copper paint to prevent the oysters ( anti fouling ) and regularly cleaned of oysters.
the Harbour authority wants to put in a boadwalk out as far as the weed beds
The Ferry operators want it dredged.
and the Greenies want it left alone.
And when you were a lad, women of that age would have been busy having the 9 th of 14 children
Tom,
Welcome back Amigo! That's a record in my book! I am sorry that you couldn't divert out to the coast for a quick visit and a lobster dinner though..
HEY!! Where were those girls when I was farming? I started out the first few years cutting my hay all by hand and then raking it up with a hand pulled 'dog' or 'drag' rake. The windrows would be pitched up in little hay stacks that were eventually loaded into the back of my '71 Datsun truck which I had rigged with stakes like a hay wagon. The hay was then hand pitched into the hay mow through a door at the end of the barn and all the kids in the neighborhood would carry it to the back of the mow and then sort of 'pack' it in. When the mow was full, I was done haying and I'd take all the kids in the back of the truck to a local lake for a swim and an ice cream on the way home. You could carry all the kids you could fit into the back of a pickup in those days and nobody cared.. We 'assumed' they had enough brains to hang on... Now-a-days, maybe they aren't so bright...
Roger
Well it is hard to hang on with one hand slicking back or roughing up your hair while the other is taking a selfie.
Last year down here over 40 idiots fell off cliffs while taking selfies of themselves 3 qualified for Darwin awards by killing themselves. ( only 2 got eaten by crocks & they were both Germans )
Over 300 idiots were pulled out of Sydney harbour when they fell in while taking selfies of themselves with the opera house in the background.
There is a big shitfight on now between the Greenies, the Tour operators & the harbour authorities.
They have been cleaning up the sewerage that pretends to be the Parramatta river to the extent that the world famous Sydney rock oysters have come back to the harbour and in particular to the rocks around Miller Pt ( Under the bridge & opposite the Opera House ).
The greenies are beside themselves and most of the time fish caught are now able to be eaten.
Unfortunately if it is not high tide , when the tourist fall into the harbour, they land on the rocks covered by oyster shells ( ouch ) and of course never get proper medical treatment so end up with major infections .
SO the tourist board wants the rocks painted with copper paint to prevent the oysters ( anti fouling ) and regularly cleaned of oysters.
the Harbour authority wants to put in a boadwalk out as far as the weed beds
The Ferry operators want it dredged.
and the Greenies want it left alone.
And when you were a lad, women of that age would have been busy having the 9 th of 14 children