Funny picture thread

[Scrubcadet10]

I killed a snake with the lawnmower one time, 22" poulan self propel, Briggs and stratton 122t02-1207-b1....
I was mowing next to the house and the house has lattice work as skirting, and there was a copperhead about 12" long starting to crawl under the house, Now the sharpshooter shovel in the barn is too far away, but, AHA! i have a razor sharp steel blade spinning at 3400 RPM, so i quickly adjusted the mower deck all the way down sliced him and diced him in half...
snake Hors d'oeuvre anyone?

 

[bertsmobile1]

There is a standing joke down here about snakes
Q: What should a wife do when she sees a snake ?
A : Pull a 50 out of her wallet and ask hubby to go get a slab of beer

Reason
80% of all snake bites are to the right arm of a man who was attempting to kill said snake
5% are to the left hand ( left handed men ) who also tried to kill the offending snake.
3% of snake bites are to the shoulder / neck region done by the snake running up the shovel handle .

And the most commo snake bite is from a red bellied black snake which is a passive snake & unless cornered will always run away.

 

[4getgto]

 

[Scrubcadet10]

 

[logert gogert]

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better get my 12 gauge

 

[Scrubcadet10]

better get my 12 gauge

00 buck for some of them bigger ones

 

[4getgto]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

 

[logert gogert]

00 buck for some of them bigger ones

i dont get it

 

[Scrubcadet10]

i dont get it

this is double aught ( 00 ) buck shot,

Some of them people order big stuff on amazon, bigger stuff requires a bigger drone, lol!

 

[logert gogert]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

i made the mistake of not fixing my mower one time, went out to cut the grass and there were little mowers cutting the grass and drinking mamas oil.