Unintelligent people.

[2muchgrass2mow]

Several years ago i used to work on (alot) of mowers and people wouldn't stop coming to me for help with their mower problems. One day this guy stops and buys a used push mower. He was shown how to start it. The next day he brings it back and tells me i sold him a piece of junk. He says he used it for 30 minutes and it quit and won't start. The first thing i did was check the fuel tank. I told him, you have to put gas in the tank. His response was, I FEEL SO STUPID. This guy was going to college, so much for education.

He's obviously not college material . . .

 

[upupandaway]

I have a mower than ran before I sold it, it ran when I sold it to him. Now he tells me it doesn't run. The first thing, "gas" smells like paint solvent- the kind I use to regrip my golf clubs. I tell him and he says "nuh uh!!!".
I dump it, add gas, and it runs like a top again.

Maybe he should have tried a bottle of Absolute next time- he has a better chance of it running.

 

[upupandaway]

Sounds like he was one of the "educated beyond his level of intelligence" students.

I have it on a shirt.

 

[Beesnweeds]

A guy told me his riding lawnmower was junk because when he tried to start it the starter would just whine. He thought the starter was shot and said I could have it. He bought a new one. I took it home and when I flipped open the hood he had the battery terminals backwards.

 

[SamB]

I like to say "If idiots were Indians, (Native Americans) I'd surely be General Custer!"
My next door neighbor cooling his garage with a window AC.

 

[moparjoe]

I like to say "If idiots were Indians, (Native Americans) I'd surely be General Custer!"
My next door neighbor cooling his garage with a window AC.

I like to say "If idiots were Indians, (Native Americans) I'd surely be General Custer!"
My next door neighbor cooling his garage with a window AC.

With the recent stock decline of Anheuser Busch Inbev and target, how will you celebrate FDQCC day June 1st. Would you hire them to cut your lawn.

 

[slomo]

Joe Biden, Brah HA-HA-HA. That's my joke for the day!!

 

[VRR.DYNDNS>BIZ]

Several years ago i used to work on (alot) of mowers and people wouldn't stop coming to me for help with their mower problems. One day this guy stops and buys a used push mower. He was shown how to start it. The next day he brings it back and tells me i sold him a piece of junk. He says he used it for 30 minutes and it quit and won't start. The first thing i did was check the fuel tank. I told him, you have to put gas in the tank. His response was, I FEEL SO STUPID. This guy was going to college, so much for education.

same 3 times this spring - put gas in a unit here to fix, it starts and runs - what a surprise!

 

[Mannayr]

Ain’t got no gas in it mmmhmmm.

 

[moparjoe]

Ain’t got no gas in it mmmhmmm.

I served in the army as a mechanic. The military accepts all kinds of stupid people. I witnessed this. One black guy refused a lieutenants order the get back to his work area. He recieved 90 days in a military prison, reduction to pay grade E-1 and a dishonorable discharge. He wanted half of his buddy's twinkie and he wouldn't give it to him. HE HAD 4 HOURS LEFT IN THE ARMY.