The Daily Yardman Thread

Ronno6

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Ahhhh Si Pedro,

You have identified the problem! There is no specific topic as such.. This thread has become an eclectic collection of random ramblings, offered by a loosely connected group of misfits who try diligently to attract additional contributors who are willing to put up with derogatory comments about themselves as well as those they love, while receiving very little if any praise for their efforts..

If you feel you could abide that sort of unwarranted abuse while barring your soul to a group of heartless mechanics, knowing all the while that more than likely nary a kind word will come your way, then you are our sort of guy! Please join in and offer your expertise and knowledge of any topic that strikes your fancy.. (We do try to exclude comments about religion or politics and nasty things about each others mothers..) other than that... It's wide open!! Com'on and jump in, the water's fine!!

Roger

Slipper,
Very eloquently stated and right on target! Range and bearing precisely stated!
You display good sentence structure and grammar.
Vocabulary scope is more than adequate in order to prevent your sounding redundant.
And, you certainly issue a warm and inviting invitation to the new comers!
(With the exception of "barring your soul...) Why would anyone want to bar their soul?? May be a safe ploy,tho.............
All in all, well done!
Now, WHO says that NO kid words come your way??
 

Roger B

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SLIPPER? Really?? And you're gonna bust my chops because some friggin' spell check program can't spell Bare-ing (baring) correctly?

I do appreciate your kudos though.. All I get from Boo is negativity.. I shall bask in your compliments for the entire day!!

Roger

PS. What were you, an English teacher or something? I used to dread my old English teacher.. (Miss Buck) If literature hadn't been part of the course, I never would have passed..
 

Ronno6

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SLIPPER? Really?? And you're gonna bust my chops because some friggin' spell check program can't spell Bare-ing (baring) correctly?


PS. What were you, an English teacher or something? I used to dread my old English teacher.. (Miss Buck) If literature hadn't been part of the course, I never would have passed..

SKIPPER,

#1. 'Twas done intentionally...........
#2, Nope. Just that some things leap out at me when I see 'em.......
 

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SLIPPER? Really?? And you're gonna bust my chops because some friggin' spell check program can't spell Bare-ing (baring) correctly?

I do appreciate your kudos though.. All I get from Boo is negativity.. I shall bask in your compliments for the entire day!!

Roger

PS. What were you, an English teacher or something? I used to dread my old English teacher.. (Miss Buck) If literature hadn't been part of the course, I never would have passed..


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Online Auction Negotiations

There are auctions on ebay in which the listing person invites our "Best Offer."
And when you proffer an offer, they just flatly reject it............
Typically, when one invites an offer and does not like it, the seller would submit a COUNTEROFFER...
But not these morons in this day and age. They just say "no."
I would make a statement here about others who do not play nice, but not necessary.............
 

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Re: Online Auction Negotiations

There are auctions on ebay in which the listing person invites our "Best Offer."
And when you proffer an offer, they just flatly reject it............
Typically, when one invites an offer and does not like it, the seller would submit a COUNTEROFFER...
But not these morons in this day and age. They just say "no."
I would make a statement here about others who do not play nice, but not necessary.............

When you get a flat out NO answer, you could always make them say YES, by asking, if they would mind it, if you slept with their Mother, Wife, Daughter, or Sister ..!! .. :laughing:..:laughing:
 
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