The Daily Yardman Thread

Roger B

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What is the topic of this thread anyway?:laughing:

Ahhhh Si Pedro,

You have identified the problem! There is no specific topic as such.. This thread has become an eclectic collection of random ramblings, offered by a loosely connected group of misfits who try diligently to attract additional contributors who are willing to put up with derogatory comments about themselves as well as those they love, while receiving very little if any praise for their efforts..

If you feel you could abide that sort of unwarranted abuse while barring your soul to a group of heartless mechanics, knowing all the while that more than likely nary a kind word will come your way, then you are our sort of guy! Please join in and offer your expertise and knowledge of any topic that strikes your fancy.. (We do try to exclude comments about religion or politics and nasty things about each others mothers..) other than that... It's wide open!! Com'on and jump in, the water's fine!!

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ALL 135 Lbs of lil ol Boo.. SPLAT !! .. BUT that ain't gonna happen, Boo likes his sweeties that weigh less than him !! .. :laughing:..:laughing:

Boo,

You'd better be careful!! The only 'women' that weigh less than you now-a-days, are girls in Junior High School! You mess around like that and you'll find yourself in a lock-up dancing with Bubba!!

Rog
 

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Padroo, If you go back and read some our pages, randomly skippin anywhere from a bout 10 -50 at a time, you would see this is a very SCIENTIFIC, ADULTERATED thread, about the senseless random thoughts, desires, and actions of a highly educated,... in the finer things of low morals, despair, self-pity, self-centeredness, delirium, and vengeance with malice, toward each other, using on occasion, terms of profane endearment,... group of ol; farts, ... that on occasion, blurt out some helpful advice, to other members of the FORUM, It is totally inconceivable, that you could find a better group of derelicts, that think along these same lines, as you have run across in this thread ! ..:thumbsup:

Geez, Boo, I just told him that!!
 

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We are just a bunch of free range chickens............

Ahhh Ron, leave it to you to condense what Boo and I have tried to explain into a Readers Digest version. Succinct and to the point!

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One forum I belong to points out that you are off topic and give you a stern warning. LOL
But what do you expect from a bunch of tree huggers. :thumbdown:

Tom!!

It looks like this guy may be another Jar Head! (Pedro, I say that with the greatest amount of respect.) Just remember, Submarines are w-a-y below Marines!!

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NO Amanda, I'm not gettin Married !! Tonto & I are Free Range Chickens, AND it will remain that way, don't fret, we can continue our affair, and we will always be here for Sunday Dinner .. :thumbsup:..:laughing:

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Boo,

You got that all wrong! She's the one talking (you should have known that!!) and she's saying: "No! I'm not into that kinky schitt, so take off that silly mask! And I'm not going to drop my knickers for two 'silver bullets'!"

Rog
 

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Tom!!

It looks like this guy may be another Jar Head! (Pedro, I say that with the greatest amount of respect.) Just remember, Submarines are w-a-y below Marines!!

Rog

BUT.. also remember us "FLY-GUYS" are Waaaaaaaaaay above ALL U ground-pounders .. :laughing:..:laughing:

(yep I 2 noticed his avatar )
 

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Boo,

You got that all wrong! She's the one talking (you should have known that!!) and she's saying: "No! I'm not into that kinky schitt, so take off that silly mask! And I'm not going to drop my knickers for two 'silver bullets'!"

Rog

:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:..:thumbsup:
 

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Boo,

You'd better be careful!! The only 'women' that weigh less than you now-a-days, are girls in Junior High School! You mess around like that and you'll find yourself in a lock-up dancing with Bubba!!

Rog

I can get up to 145 Lbs. with a couple uh bricks in my back pockets .. :thumbsup:
 
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