Funny picture thread

[tom3]

Pay more, get less these days. One or the other, or both. Even PopTarts are smaller, same size box and wrap.

 

[PTmowerMech]

 

[4getgto]

 

[4getgto]

 

[4getgto]

• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
• Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
• If a cow laughed. would milk come out her nose?
• If your in a vehicle going the speed of light. what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment. but when you transport something by ship. its cargo?

 

[PTmowerMech]

• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
• Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
• If a cow laughed. would milk come out her nose?
• If your in a vehicle going the speed of light. what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment. but when you transport something by ship. its cargo?

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Do burn victims get a discount at the crematorium?

 

[tom3]

Why does a quarterback get paid more than a halfback, or even a fullback?

 

[Scrubcadet10]

Why does a quarterback get paid more than a halfback, or even a fullback?

or a the hunchback that played for Notre Dame

 

[4getgto]

• More points to ponder...
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• You know that little indestructable black box that is used on planes. Why dont they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address. you turn down the volume on the radio?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
• Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
  appear bright until you hear them speak?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
  cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?
  Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

 

[PTmowerMech]

You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush.