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Joke of the day:
Old man goes into the doctor and says "Doc, I'm having trouble going to the restroom."
Doc: Are you regular?
Patient: Yes sir, I take a good healthy poop every morning at 6am.
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I don't get up til 7.
Old man goes into the doctor and says "Doc, I'm having trouble going to the restroom."
Doc: Are you regular?
Patient: Yes sir, I take a good healthy poop every morning at 6am.
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I don't get up til 7.
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LOL!!!!
i have story, similar to that....
i woke up around 5:00am one morning and had to pee, for some reason as soon as i woke up, i fell back to sleep, next thing i know, i start DREAMING i got up, went to the bathroom and started peeing... next thing i know, i WAKE UP, and my left leg is soaked..
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i have story, similar to that....
i woke up around 5:00am one morning and had to pee, for some reason as soon as i woke up, i fell back to sleep, next thing i know, i start DREAMING i got up, went to the bathroom and started peeing... next thing i know, i WAKE UP, and my left leg is soaked..
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Could be worst. You be laying on the floor and not able to get to bathroom and pee on yourself at 3 x before your left side started working again. That happen to me over a year ago now. I was completely paralyzed on the left side from having blood induced strokes. Finally was able to get to a phone to call for help. Spent two days in the ICU.
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I seriously did that when I was like 10. My dad was upset that he thought I was still wetting the bed. I still remember the dream, I'm standing there pee'ing and it was kind of dark. I felt it hitting my leg and I thought maybe the toilet lid was down. or I was just missing it.
Then I woke up.
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Would've been a great time to have Alexa.
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You see, this is one of those "I let my son in law borrow it" situations.
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It would have been but I was unable to speak clearly on top of it so it probably would not have responded either.