Front Porch is DEAD DEAD DEAD

[jmurray01]

Five members have sent me a mess saying they just can not stand you. Your a a s s

Ooh! Five members out of 3,638 said they couldn't stand JD...

I'm sure he is so frightened!

Two words for you my friend - Grow-Up!

 

[jmurray01]

You look things up and find specs but I am thinking you can't change your own oil or a spark plug

I am thinking you are the one who can't change oil or a spark plug, I'm surprised you could even spell them!

 

[BKBrown]

Who lets grass get 6' tall anyway ?? Call in a farmer to cut it for hay ! :biggrin:

OK guys & gals --- what else can we talk about ?

I might need to put a snorkel on my Ventrac and cut the weeds on the bottom of the pond :laughing: !

 

[bakerg]

JD, are you getting as much rain as I'm getting across the border. There are places in my lawn that I have not been able to mow in a month. Might have to put pontoons on the Massey to get it mowed.:laughing:

 

[wjjones]

I dont give a bleep if 50 or 500 sent you a msg saying they dont like me because there are probably 50 or 500 people of LMF I dont like either and if you say I dont have any mechanical ability you are full of s--- BIG TIME. I worked for 31 years as a carpenter and maintenance mechanic and probably have more skills than the vast majority of members here on LMF and I do all the repair work on our 3 cars my truck our motorhome and my tractor. So if you dont like me well why should I give a s--- about some bragging redneck hillbilly.

Well i like JD... grumpy old yankee...:laughing:..

 

[Carscw]

I do bank foreclosed homes and some yards I am doing now went back to the bank after the tornados hit us in April so yes weeds get high. If it takes you a hour to cut a acre then your to slow to work with me. Why you find it hard to do 70 in a week I don't know there are guys who do more than that a week it not hard. The sun comes up at 6am at first yard leave last yard around 8.30 9:00 pm as it gets to dark to take pics of yard Like I told jdgreen I take 32 pics per yard with date stamp And will send all you want to prove how many I do. 15 yesterday in the rain The biggest key to cut fast is do not use a nice gator blade that I use on my own yard. Use a cheap blade that does not mulch as they keep the grass in the deck to long. Run your blade belt a half inch bigger don't know why but does not bog motor down and belt last longer. Change blades every 5 yards. I have been doing this for years started in 1992 when I moved down here from cape cod mass. I came on here to get help I just started to use Briggs and can't keep them running good after around 100 yards they back fire and don't start easy I change oil and plugs every 30 yards Maybe some of you need to learn not to make fun of or criticize thing you can not do or dont under stand If you do not learn something new every day then the day was a waste If you want to see how much your mower can so mow a corn field. Just thinking might be fun

 

[BKBrown]

Explain and inform rather than call names and use foul language (even if disguised).

I'm sure some people have good luck with nearly every brand of mower and others have poor experience.

What works for one person in one part of the country with different grass might not work for another in another place.

Different machines for different uses and different methods for different applications.

I'm sure some people wouldn't believe some of the things that I do with my Ventrac ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ !!!!!!!! :biggrin:

 

[JDgreen]

Explain and inform rather than call names and use foul language (even if disguised).

I'm sure some people have good luck with nearly every brand of mower and others have poor experience.

What works for one person in one part of the country with different grass might not work for another in another place.

Different machines for different uses and different methods for different applications.


Hey BK kept forgetting to tell you this but when I go to Internet Browser in my Blackberry and do Google search for LMF the major hit for LMF lists you as one of the LMF categories darned if I know why it does that...hard to explain wish I could post a pic of the screen but I would need the device to take the pic

 

[BKBrown]

No idea why I would be listed - I'm not even close to the most posts ????

 

[Sammy the Red]

I was hanging out on the Back porch.