Anybody know HTF this critter got in our house?

[JDgreen]

I find it odd all four posts are in this thread, aimed at YOU.

Something's fishy here.......

Anybody who thinks Dixie Chopper is the best obviously knows nothing about mowers....

 

[JDgreen]

Anybody who thinks Dixie Chopper is the best obviously knows nothing about mowers....

Yes I agree 100%, LMF has 35 posts in the "Redneck Cane Cutter" forums, and EIGHT HUNDRED SEVENTY in the John Deere forums....:laughing::laughing::laughing::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[bakerg]

Hey Twall, I was gonna let the thread go and then you decided to add another story...

But hey, can you think of any other threads here on LMF that have created as much controversy and interesting discussions?

BTW I finally figgered out HTF that mole appeared, most likely a flea bit one of the moles outside, and when one of my cats was out, the flea hitch hiked back inside on the cat, ending up in the litter box, where it deposited flea eggs with mole DNA, which hatched into a baby mole, and as the cats used the litterbox, the poop provided nutrition for the mole, and because the litter boxes are large and deep, it was quite content to remain hidden from sight and dig all it's little mole heart wanted, until it finally got frustrated with the "same old, same old" and decided to make a break for better places....and being the good person I am, I rescued it from the confines of the litterbox.

And that mole was so happy when this mean old fart took it outside, because the expanse of ground it saw once once freed from the basement was beyond any of it's wildest dreams, and it tried to give me a slobbery smooch, and THAT'S why I bashed it's head in with a shovel.

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

I don't buy the flea theory,:confused2: I think you have a kinky cats that had an inter-animal encounter and the cat gave birth to a mole-cat.:laughing::laughing:

 

[JDgreen]

I don't buy the flea theory,:confused2: I think you have a kinky cats that had an inter-animal encounter and the cat gave birth to a mole-cat.:laughing::laughing:

Our cats are all guys and fixed, so that isn't a possibility. I think one of those turds, er, excuse me, TROLLS here on LMF had the inter-animal encounter with a mole....:laughing::laughing:

 

[gtbobcat]

Our cats are all guys and fixed, so that isn't a possibility. I think one of those turds, er, excuse me, TROLLS here on LMF had the inter-animal encounter with a mole....:laughing::laughing:

But not in the DeLorean... right?

 

[twall]

If drama is a BAD thing, then why does this thread:

• have close to 1,000 views (as of this post 985)
  
• have over 65 replies
  
• and have seven pages?

Seems SOMEONE enjoys it! :biggrin: Even those who HATE it can't seem to stay away!

 

[JDgreen]

If drama is a BAD thing, then why does this thread:

• have close to 1,000 views (as of this post 985)
  
• have over 65 replies
  
• and have seven pages?

Seems SOMEONE enjoys it! :biggrin: Even those who HATE it can't seem to stay away!

My thoughts EXACTLY !!! CONTROVERSY AND DISSENT seem to make viewers read the threads and post to them !!!!! Salty language and all that kind of rot that seem to be a no-no here are what must attract viewers.

 

[bakerg]

If drama is a BAD thing, then why does this thread:

• have close to 1,000 views (as of this post 985)
  
• have over 65 replies
  
• and have seven pages?

Seems SOMEONE enjoys it! :biggrin: Even those who HATE it can't seem to stay away!

This forum was getting a little lagging and I was fading away from it, but this thread has brought some life back into LMF.:thumbsup:

 

[twall]

I'm thinking it'll hit 1000 views today. It would've done that even if it dribbled down the board to the bottom. :biggrin:

Is 'dribble' a bad word? Would it put off membership? Now I keep second-guessing myself. My confidence is dwindling. I don't know if I can keep it going much longer........soon, I will be the vanilla drone they want me to become. Such horrid thoughts! No matter how I resist, they keep telling me "you must asimilate; soon - you will be part of the collective"

NOOOOOO!

:mur:

 

[twall]

This forum was getting a little lagging and I was fading away from it, but this thread has brought some life back into LMF.:thumbsup:

THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS!!!!!

:clapping:

Well said!!