Anybody know HTF this critter got in our house?

[reddragon]

hey JD maybe he went through a Wormhole and wound up on the other side in your basement...russ

WTF?? :biggrin:

 

[JDgreen]

WTF?? :biggrin:

AND HTF.....????? :biggrin:

 

[Mower manic]

AND HTF.....????? :biggrin:

Brillant! Excellent post, not moronic in the least. Thank you, Grumpy old Fart:thumbsup:
Well done!

 

[JDgreen]

Neither sarcasm nor butt kissing gives you any brownie points here, newbie. Members here need at least 500 posts before I even consider them as belonging to LMF and the elite membership. And by the time many of you reach 500, my standards will require 1,000. Everybody got that?

 

[twall]

Neither sarcasm nor butt kissing gives you any brownie points here, newbie. Members here need at least 500 posts before I even consider them as belonging to LMF and the elite membership. And by the time many of you reach 500, my standards will require 1,000. Everybody got that?

Sarcasm, well placed, in my book is WORTH 500 posts - so MM is good in my book! Continue......

 

[JDgreen]

Sarcasm, well placed, in my book is WORTH 500 posts - so MM is good in my book! Continue......

If sarcasm is worth 500 posts, you and I must be close to a quarter million by now....

 

[twall]

If sarcasm is worth 500 posts, you and I must be close to a quarter million by now....

THAT's for sure! :biggrin: We've kinda got that kind of reputation going on......

 

[essasmallengines]

One of my English Springers came in from out side one day with what I thought was a bit of a twig coming out of her mouth just under her nose, a little closer examination proved it was not a twig but the last third of a mouse's tail, the mouse was still alive btw. When I pulled it out and threw it back out in the back yard it ran for the bushes in a blurrrrrr!:licking:

 

[twall]

One of my English Springers came in from out side one day with what I thought was a bit of a twig coming out of her mouth just under her nose, a little closer examination proved it was not a twig but the last third of a mouse's tail, the mouse was still alive btw. When I pulled it out and threw it back out in the back yard it ran for the bushes in a blurrrrrr!:licking:

What was Jerry Springer doing at your house? And why did he have a live mouse in his mouth?

 

[twall]

Let's end this debate once and for all, JD.

Since your home is obviously Ft. Knox, and your diligence in it's defense is impeccable, the only explanation can be this:

A wrinkle in the fabric of the time-space continuum. Apparenly, this critter existed in a place and time when your house was not there. Then, by some natural belch of the multiverse, he managed to materialize in YOUR house, in a cat's toilet. Only to be freed from that prison and get his widdle head bashed in.

You think YOU were wondering "HTF"??????