Anybody know HTF this critter got in our house?

[essasmallengines]

Let's end this debate once and for all, JD.

Since your home is obviously Ft. Knox, and your diligence in it's defense is impeccable, the only explanation can be this:

A wrinkle in the fabric of the time-space continuum. Apparenly, this critter existed in a place and time when your house was not there. Then, by some natural belch of the multiverse, he managed to materialize in YOUR house, in a cat's toilet. Only to be freed from that prison and get his widdle head bashed in.

You think YOU were wondering "HTF"??????

Widdle head bashed in brings to mind..." Little rabbit Foo Foo running through the forest, scooping up the field mice , bash them on the head......" I used to sing that with my kids when they were young:biggrin: I hope that did not scar them for life, wtf do you think it did?

 

[twall]

Widdle head bashed in brings to mind..." Little rabbit Foo Foo running through the forest, scooping up the field mice , bash them on the head......" I used to sing that with my kids when they were young:biggrin: I hope that did not scar them for life, wtf do you think it did?

Now was it "little rabbit Foo Foo" or "little Bunny Froo Froo"? Isn't it supposed to be "hoppin' through the forest"? It should be "gathering up the field mice". I'd heard "boppin' them on the head"....I believe you are singing the incorrect, violent, harsh, aggressive, unapproved version - and that WILL irreversably scar the little angels, you monster.

Semantics mean a lot around this place, so you'd better have your s---t together, my friend.......:laughing:

 

[JDgreen]

Hey Twall, I was gonna let the thread go and then you decided to add another story...

But hey, can you think of any other threads here on LMF that have created as much controversy and interesting discussions?

BTW I finally figgered out HTF that mole appeared, most likely a flea bit one of the moles outside, and when one of my cats was out, the flea hitch hiked back inside on the cat, ending up in the litter box, where it deposited flea eggs with mole DNA, which hatched into a baby mole, and as the cats used the litterbox, the poop provided nutrition for the mole, and because the litter boxes are large and deep, it was quite content to remain hidden from sight and dig all it's little mole heart wanted, until it finally got frustrated with the "same old, same old" and decided to make a break for better places....and being the good person I am, I rescued it from the confines of the litterbox.

And that mole was so happy when this mean old fart took it outside, because the expanse of ground it saw once once freed from the basement was beyond any of it's wildest dreams, and it tried to give me a slobbery smooch, and THAT'S why I bashed it's head in with a shovel.

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

[gtbobcat]

Hey Twall, I was gonna let the thread go and then you decided to add another story...

But hey, can you think of any other threads here on LMF that have created as much controversy and interesting discussions?

BTW I finally figgered out HTF that mole appeared, most likely a flea bit one of the moles outside, and when one of my cats was out, the flea hitch hiked back inside on the cat, ending up in the litter box, where it deposited flea eggs with mole DNA, which hatched into a baby mole, and as the cats used the litterbox, the poop provided nutrition for the mole, and because the litter boxes are large and deep, it was quite content to remain hidden from sight and dig all it's little mole heart wanted, until it finally got frustrated with the "same old, same old" and decided to make a break for better places....and being the good person I am, I rescued it from the confines of the litterbox.

And that mole was so happy when this mean old fart took it outside, because the expanse of ground it saw once once freed from the basement was beyond any of it's wildest dreams, and it tried to give me a slobbery smooch, and THAT'S why I bashed it's head in with a shovel.

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Oh thank goodness !!!!! that wormhole theory had me worried about the time, space continuum and ..how was I gonna get back to the future if all wasn`t right with the universe

 

[JDgreen]

Oh thank goodness !!!!! that wormhole theory had me worried about the time, space continuum and ..how was I gonna get back to the future if all wasn`t right with the universe

Silly question....just buy a DeLorean.....the ultimate time travel machine....:biggrin:

 

[Mower manic]

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/site-discussion/5041-lawnmowerforum-com-rules.html

You got that...Grinch:biggrin:

 

[twall]

Boy, JD, Mower maniac sure does seem to have your number! Golly gee whiz!

Sure was quite a way to make your intro there, MM! I mean, making your first few posts about antagonizing JD -n- stuff! Almost like you've been here before! Gosh!

Sent from my WX445 using LMF

 

[JDgreen]

http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/site-discussion/5041-lawnmowerforum-com-rules.html

You got that...Grinch:biggrin:

AND YOUR POINT IS????? :confused2:

I am sure YOU know the rules so well yourself, WOW, four posts total here makes some people an expert I guess.

 

[twall]

I find it odd all four posts are in this thread, aimed at YOU.

Something's fishy here.......

 

[JDgreen]

http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/site-discussion/5041-lawnmowerforum-com-rules.html

You got that...Grinch:biggrin:

Four posts here is all you have to say???? :confused2::confused2:

Why don't you tell us why you think Dixie Chopper is the best? YOU HAVE NO CLUE THAT GREEN RULES....but that is just my biased opinion.

May I suggest you pull your mole-like attitude out of the sand, oops, GRASS, and realize NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEERE.

Dixie Chopper....PHHHHFFFFFTTTTT....sounds like a southern redneck cutting cane.....:laughing::laughing::laughing: