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Just wondering what to do here. The local school sent out one their guys this week to my home. They are demanding me to send my kids to school or they will have me arrested.

Well I got a major problem because I not sending them. I don't have human kids...

Quit clamming them on your income taxes. LOL

You have a complicated issue. If your kids are humanoid, I think they still have authority, particularly if they are at least 50.1% human. If you treat other species as your kids I think you're mostly fine. For example, if your pet dog, cat, fish, reptile, anphibian, chicken or other bird are your children, your're fine - especially if you provide home study. However, I noted you use the term kid. Kids (whether human or goat) are required to be schooled.

Yes they get d

hlw49 said:

Quit clamming them on your income taxes. LOL

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Boy I wish I could...40+ dependents.

TonyPrin said:

You have a complicated issue. If your kids are humanoid, I think they still have authority, particularly if they are at least 50.1% human. If you treat other species as your kids I think you're mostly fine. For example, if your pet dog, cat, fish, reptile, anphibian, chicken or other bird are your children, your're fine - especially if you provide home study. However, I noted you use the term kid. Kids (whether human or goat) are required to be schooled.

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Oh they are home schooled with a mop...

But I have some friends that I think kids are no where near human but send them off to school anyways.

Don't know what you mean by not human [goats] ? If they are human I sure don't understand why you are fighting the system?

reynoldston said:

Don't know what you mean by not human [goats] ? If they are human I sure don't understand why you are fighting the system?

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As someone noted already I and others consider our pets as our kids. And I got over 40 kids (chickens) and two Emus. When the state came by to do a bird flu check they would not even go in the Emu pen as they were afraid of the Emus. They were right as they would kick their A's very quickly. They don't like strangers.

The problem here is some A hole has reported me as having kids not attending school. I done sent the guy out of my yard with the instructions of not coming back ever. just awaiting the law to show up and I will send them out of the yard too.

If you have chickens, maybe you can answer a question I have..

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors??








Well, if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan..

Lord I apologize for passing on a great Dad joke..

If the zoning is OK with the town I would its your business raising birds. I guess there can always be a A hole in the neighborhood.

grumpygrizzly said:

If you have chickens, maybe you can answer a question I have..

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors??

Well, if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan..

Lord I apologize for passing on a great Dad joke..

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Well It like does rooster lay eggs. I had a pain in the neck rooster given to me that I got rid of by putting an eye in his cage. Boy that guy was dumb...

Might just load a few of them up and take them to school LOL

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I just got finish naming and acquiring SS# for them but of course they want birth certificates which I can provide hatch certificates instead. I can just image classroom of 30 people with 100 chickens doing their thing.

Even though they insisted they have me arrested for the stunt.

it isn't like the three girls supervising me right now. Dusty sitting on the screen can really you up with those spurs she got.