The Daily Yardman Thread

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

You been building model airplanes and inhaling too much glue again?

AHHhhhh there U B !! ... Figured I'd get a flame burnin in ya ! .. U R gettin 2 B a stranger aroun here ya know ... :laughing:..:laughing:

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Goooooooooood Mornin Chuck ..

Good Mornin Bo, Darryl, and the rest of ya'll ..

Thought 4 2day : ..

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Morning Ted, Stayers and Newbies.
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oooooo oowww oooooo owwww OH YEAH !! .. :thumbsup:

 

[Ronno6]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

golden english labra-irish bernadoodle retriever

It's the brand name of the new walk behind remote controlled mow-by-wire zero turn self propelled push riding tractor mower w/air ride hydraulic suspension that is gas electro hydrostatically driven diesel battery powered single wheel all wheel drive all wheel differential steer single multi bladed hydrostatically formed fabricated deck PTO belt driven w/electric belt tension engagement w/auto level sensing anti scalping sod replacement features and auto seeding. The reclining swivel seat is on an active suspension mount w/360° closed circuit cameras and 57gazillion MB memory card so you can record relive your favorite mowing sessions.
This machine is designed and built by the AngloEuroRussoSinoChinoZuluMexiCanadian Consortium and will be available for sale on February 30, 2019.

It will dot your t's, cross your eyes, pick your nose, wipe your seat, and will come equipped with golf T's to hold your balls when driving.

Sorry that I was only able to read the front page of the brochure.

MSRP is yet to be determined...........

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Can I pre-order .. ?? I've heard about this machine elevendy years ago, but I noticed it was not available with the synchronous slip-a-dik-too-me thermiserabbly actuated fast dissapatating neutron scarring glass-fibre plated syntex with coated beryliuum plates in the turbo-encapulator Is this a supposedly much improved version or am I getting bent-over and greased-up for a once in a life-time unique experience...??

 

[Ronno6]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Can I pre-order .. ?? I've heard about this machine elevendy years ago, but I noticed it was not available with the synchronous slip-a-dik-too-me thermiserabbly actuated fast dissapatating neutron scarring glass-fibre plated syntex with coated beryliuum plates in the turbo-encapulator Is this a supposedly much improved version or am I getting bent-over and greased-up for a once in a life-time unique experience...??

As I said, I only got to read the first page of the brochure.
I'm sure all that was on subsequent pages.............

As for pre order, send me your cashier's check or Monopoly money in the amount of $5,368,709.12 , or send me one penny on the first day of June (today) and double it every day for the entire month.

That will insure your position on the inside surface of the Mobius Strip waiting line..............

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

As I said, I only got to read the first page of the brochure.
I'm sure all that was on subsequent pages.............

As for pre order, send me your cashier's check or Monopoly money in the amount of $5,368,709.12 , or send me one penny on the first day of June (today) and double it every day for the entire month.

That will insure your position on the inside surface of the Mobius Strip waiting line..............

I called my bank and told them to arrange paying the penny then doubling the daily amount, bank told me NO can do, the mint is facing extreme paper shortage, they suggested I pay THAT amount in a pig's arse ... don't quite understand,.. that but they said to just tell YOU .... I'll pay that ... like in a pig's arse ...???

 

[Ronno6]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

I called my bank and told them to arrange paying the penny then doubling the daily amount, bank told me NO can do, the mint is facing extreme paper shortage, they suggested I pay THAT amount in a pig's arse ... don't quite understand,.. that but they said to just tell YOU .... I'll pay that ... like in a pig's arse ...???

Izzat some now form of escrow??
I would accept coinage.................

 

[Boobala]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Izzat some now form of escrow??
I would accept coinage.................

Bank said they have an abundance of zloty, is that acceptable, or possibly bit-coins ??

 

[Ronno6]

Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Bank said they have an abundance of zloty, is that acceptable, or possibly bit-coins ??

Bitcoin will work nicely,thank you!