Ok, well I got a ways into it and figured I'd just better take this thing on in for repairs before my grass grows over the house.
I checked my fuse and it was good. No corrosion on the battery terminals and the battery is brand new. My voltage on the terminals was 12.5V but when I tried to crank, it was showing 11.9V on the dash. The oil light was illuminated and the headlights were on when I'd turn the key. The oil needs to be changed, but I checked it and the oil is not what's causing the problem.
I checked the terminal on the solenoid and it showed 12V.
When I sat in the seat, depressed the brake pedal and tried to start it, I got nothing on the small terminal on the solenoid. I took everything apart and scraped all the connections to make sure there was no corrosion on the solenoid. Put everything back together and still nothing on the small terminal. When the instructions said our problem was "most likely a safety switch, ignition switch or in the wiring", I decided to take it to the shop.
I'm guessing the solenoid went out on it, but I don't know if those just fail. We were trying to crank it and it was turning over sluggishly, then it just quit. I tried to jump it off with no luck, but I assumed it was just my battery (I guess it should have still jumped off) because my battery was 6 years old. After we put the new battery in, nothing. All it does is light the oil light, display the voltage on the screen and the lights come on. Oh yeah, there's a single click when I turn the key but the motor won't turn over. Every time I turn the key I get one click like something is engaging and then nothing. I will report back with what the shop says because I hate threads where folks just say "got it going" or worse, never report back at all to let folks know if their advice helped or not.