Nothing inside your engine makes a 100% seal over time
The rings only seal tight when the piston is moving and even then there is a gap between the ends.
I went to the effort of writing a full description of the mechanism in my previous post
If you want to know then read it
If you don't then ignore it
The forum works a lot better read from your browser than as messages on a phone.
1. I know that the cylinder is not going to be 100% sealed. Perhaps in my "hobbyist automotive background", I should have mentioned that I've rebuilt engines before. I am familiar with how an ICE works, ring gap, and that some amount of blow-by is always going to be present.
2. I'm going to have to disagree that rings only seal when they're moving. They may seal better in motion, but they still seal when they're not.
3. I know it takes time/effort to respond to questions on a forum, especially when it's a question that could easily be answered with a quick search. All of my previous searching has not led me to an answer, which is why I joined here.
4/5. I read your posts and understand what you're saying. Perhaps it's that I don't know how much crankcase pressure is to be expected from a single cylinder with a relatively small small crankcase vs. an automotive engine that would have a larger volume available/cylinder. While running, the pressure is enough to make the oil cap jump like an exhaust flapper and spray oil if the cap is just sitting on top of the fill tube.
6. I am on a browser on this forum. I should be getting email notifications (that I would see on my phone) when a comment/reply is posted because I want to stay engaged and avoid ghosting my own thread, but I'm not getting any emails.
It still seems like the oil is getting contaminated with fuel a lot faster than it should be. The links in my last post were after about 5 minutes of run time after replacing the carburetor and draining/refilling the oil. The picture in the post before that (oil draining out of the filler tube) was what the oil looked like before I started working on it this time. I haven't drained/refilled the oil multiple times as Scrubcadet10 has suggested, but I wouldn't think a small amount of still-contaminated oil would make the oil look like that within 5 minutes.
If you think I'm ignoring your comments/advice, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand the root cause of the problem to see best how to fix it, or if it's even worth it. If the oil "mist" is instead a "fog", the WHY is what I want to know. I thought I might have a leg up having prior automotive experience, but apparently no. Sorry if I'm frustrating you, thank you for your time.