Funny picture thread

[StarTech]

I prefer to throw lead. I am a lot more accurate and selective that way. My rock throwing is all over the place. Never was a good pitcher at baseball either.

 

[Born2Mow]

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This reminds me of when I was at Honda school. We were paired up to disassemble and re-assemble 4 cyl engines. All we were given was hand tools. I had already done a bunch of those engines, so my partner and I were moving fairly fast.

When we finished we looked in the parts bucket, there was a clutch rod remaining. A tiny thing about 1/4 dia and 1 inch long. Small and easy to miss. My partner says, "Dang, we gotta undo the clutch cover again." "That will take 10 minutes with all those screws", I said. I unscrewed the oil fill cap (on the clutch cover) and dropped it in. He looked astonished. (I knew it was OK because those engines were never run, just disassembled week after week.)

Seconds later the instructor came walking by and picked up the bucket, expecting to find left over parts. We were 10 minutes ahead of everyone else in the class. He looked at us funny, then he looked around the bench top and in the drawer. When he didn't see any hidden parts he begrudgingly congratulated us. As he turned and walked away, my partner gave me the "Whew. Almost caught !" look.

 

[4getgto]

 

[4getgto]

 

[Born2Mow]

 

[Born2Mow]

"After hitting his head in the shallow end of a swimming pool...."

That's nothing ! I fell out of the back door of a 1939 Plymouth moving at 25 MPH in 1954 and landed on my head. The doctor said my Official Davy Crocket coonskin cap saved my life. (Good thing I liked Walt Disney.) The theme song said Davy "killed him a bar when he was only 3." My mom traded the car the very next week for a 2-door Chevy. So I like to think I killed me a Car when I was only 4 !!

I grew up to be an Enguner, Ingeniir , poop ! I grew up and designed neat stuff.

 

[StarTech]

Well hit your head couldn't hurt a hard head like me. Anywhere else yes would have hurt me.

Well at least your mom didn't run over you when you were in your late teen's like mine did. There is nothing like having a Chevy sitting on you.

 

[4getgto]

 

[StarTech]

When I thought heard it all. I hear about a woman using Gorilla Glue spray glue as hair spray. Now thinking about suing Gorilla Glue because they didnt say you can't use it on hair. She was a whole truck load short of a full load.

 

[Scrubcadet10]

When I thought heard it all. I hear about a woman using Gorilla Glue spray glue as hair spray. Now thinking about suing Gorilla Glue because they didnt say you can't use it on hair. She was a whole truck load short of a full load.