Front Porch is DEAD DEAD DEAD

[Carscw]

JD Bobby sue . Why do you feel you need to talk s hit I don't know you so why would I lie Abd make up a story And why would you think it's hard to cut 70 yards a week? A few years ago we did it with snapper push mowers. It sounds to me your mower just as you just don't have any balls 18,000 you paid and can't cut grass over a foot to funny. I read alot of your post and you act as if you are better than every one on here but not once did I see where you helped anyone get back up an mowing. The fact that you feel the need to tell us how much you pay for things says alot about what kind of man you are not. John Deere makes some good stuff. I know you think the best. But is it not true if you are proud of your mower you should brag about once in awhile? And I will post a pic of weeds over my head while I am sitting on my bad *** mower making a pass straight threw the middle. I am not like other guys on here I will not pretend to like you or be nice to you. There was no need for you to be rude to me or anyone else. Your a cyber bully and a unhappy man

 

[Carscw]

Five members have sent me a mess saying they just can not stand you.

 

[Carscw]

You look things up and find specs but I am thinking you can't change your own oil or a spark plug

 

[twall]

Well, some of us have issues to tend to........ones that are a little more pressing than LMF.......:tongue:

Others of us just 'have issues'.... :biggrin:

 

[twall]

JD Bobby sue . Why do you feel you need to talk s hit I don't know you so why would I lie Abd make up a story And why would you think it's hard to cut 70 yards a week? A few years ago we did it with snapper push mowers. It sounds to me your mower just as you just don't have any balls 18,000 you paid and can't cut grass over a foot to funny. I read alot of your post and you act as if you are better than every one on here but not once did I see where you helped anyone get back up an mowing. The fact that you feel the need to tell us how much you pay for things says alot about what kind of man you are not. John Deere makes some good stuff. I know you think the best. But is it not true if you are proud of your mower you should brag about once in awhile? And I will post a pic of weeds over my head while I am sitting on my bad *** mower making a pass straight threw the middle. I am not like other guys on here I will not pretend to like you or be nice to you. There was no need for you to be rude to me or anyone else. Your a cyber bully and a unhappy man

Happy now, JD? he's "contributing"! You're now a meanie weenie cyberbully and the teacher needs to be told - so go sit in the corner and think about what you've done, my friend.......:biggrin:

Like I said....some of us just 'have issues'.........:laughing:

Sir, your assertions are indeed something to raise an eyebrow at. 70 yards a week is 10 a day, 7 days - which is doable, but difficult to believe (which I do believe is what JD was getting at, whether you like how he did it or not). They can't be that big. Otherwise, that's at least 10 HOURS a day, seven days a week, for decent sized lawns. Again, doable, but not probable on a weekly basis. I dunno that something you can cut in 15 minutes with a weed whacker is big enough to consider a 'lawn' - but I digress. All done with a Craftsman - not known for their commercial prowess, generally. Methinks you might stretch the truth a tad whilst doing your 'bragging'.

IOW, JD was just calling BS on you, which I can see why.

 

[twall]

Five members have sent me a mess saying they just can not stand you. Your a a s s

Perhaps five people who did something freakin stupid, got called on it, and now are all pouty about it. Could be wrong.......

JD can rub people the wrong way sometimes, but I'm sure the feeling was mutual.

Not everyone can be liked by everyone else. If you think JD is gonna hang his head in shame and apologize to the board over 5 PM's to a noob probably FROM noobs, you obviously don't know JD. You may have read "a lot" of JD's posts, but you obviously haven't read them all, or even enough to come to a correct assuption. Just a few perhaps, just from the FP? Maybe just reading what you want to read and disregarding the rest?

Just sayin. :biggrin:

 

[twall]

You look things up and find specs but I am thinking you can't change your own oil or a spark plug

I'll also have you know that JD is a heluva good man. He's one of the senior members, and one of this board's top posters.

You, on the other hand, are an unknown, and 28 posts into your tenure - you're flinging the poo like a naughty monkey at the zoo. Sir, you talk like a man with a paper ***. I mean that in the most respectful way possible. :smile:

You yourself won't be making many buddies around here acting like that.

Again, just sayin....:biggrin:

 

[JDgreen]

I dont give a bleep if 50 or 500 sent you a msg saying they dont like me because there are probably 50 or 500 people of LMF I dont like either and if you say I dont have any mechanical ability you are full of s--- BIG TIME. I worked for 31 years as a carpenter and maintenance mechanic and probably have more skills than the vast majority of members here on LMF and I do all the repair work on our 3 cars my truck our motorhome and my tractor. So if you dont like me well why should I give a s--- about some bragging redneck hillbilly.

 

[twall]

I dont give a bleep if 50 or 500 sent you a msg saying they dont like me because there are probably 50 or 500 people of LMF I dont like either and if you say I dont have any mechanical ability you are full of s--- BIG TIME. I worked for 31 years as a carpenter and maintenance mechanic and probably have more skills than the vast majority of members here on LMF and I do all the repair work on our 3 cars my truck our motorhome and my tractor. So if you dont like me well why should I give a s--- about some bragging redneck hillbilly.

See? Told ya he wouldn't care. :biggrin:

I'm sure he meant that lovingly, before anyone gets their feelings awl hurted and stuff.

 

[twall]

As an aside, we just went through a big thing about the language around here. Kindergardeners reading the site and stuff. If I have to watch my language around here,

YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE ME YOU WILL TOO!

You may have used techniques to temporarily get around the language filter, but this won't stand for long, sir.

Just a heads up. :biggrin: