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What to do when your push mower will not shut off! (humor)

#1

Scrubcadet10

Scrubcadet10



#2

logert gogert

logert gogert

i think theres something wrong with the mower


#3

tom3

tom3

That was a good sounding Briggs too. Darn.


#4

logert gogert

logert gogert

tom3 said:
That was a good sounding Briggs too. Darn.
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i think theres a hole in the block


#5

tom3

tom3

logert gogert said:
i think theres a hole in the block
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Yeah, those ventilated blocks were never a good idea. I wonder what the exit holes looked like? That gun would kill an elephant I suspect. I noticed he only shot 5 times, saved a slug in case it jumped back at him?


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logert gogert

logert gogert

tom3 said:
Yeah, those ventilated blocks were never a good idea. I wonder what the exit holes looked like? That gun would kill an elephant I suspect.
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remeber it wasnt the human, the gun shot itself, guns shoot themselves am i right?


#7

Scrubcadet10

Scrubcadet10

tom3 said:
Yeah, those ventilated blocks were never a good idea. I wonder what the exit holes looked like? That gun would kill an elephant I suspect. I noticed he only shot 5 times, saved a slug in case it jumped back at him?
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That's how to safely carry a six gun, on an empty chamber. (y)


#8

Scrubcadet10

Scrubcadet10

tom3 said:
Yeah, those ventilated blocks were never a good idea. I wonder what the exit holes looked like? That gun would kill an elephant I suspect. I noticed he only shot 5 times, saved a slug in case it jumped back at him?
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they were supposed to cool better.... but it always leaks a little bit of oil.....


#9

Scrubcadet10

Scrubcadet10

tom3 said:
That gun would kill an elephant I suspect.
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And one more if there was another elephant behind the elephant you shot.


#10

PTmowerMech

PTmowerMech

Now it won't start or stop.


#11

tom3

tom3

Wife gives him hell for not mowing the grass. He says he can't, "the mower is shot."


#12

Scrubcadet10

Scrubcadet10

tom3 said:
Wife gives him hell for not mowing the grass. He says he can't, "the mower is shot."
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LOL!


#13

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bertsmobile1

When see total lunacy like this my flesh crawls
Shooting a metal object at that range is lunacy .
The chances of him ending up with schrapnel injuries were really high
Another idiot with an IQ substantially lower than the calibre of his side arm.
Makes one really glad to be born down here


#14

Scrubcadet10

Scrubcadet10

bertsmobile1 said:
When see total lunacy like this my flesh crawls
Shooting a metal object at that range is lunacy .
The chances of him ending up with schrapnel injuries were really high
Another idiot with an IQ substantially lower than the calibre of his side arm.
Makes one really glad to be born down here
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But hey, as long as he gets a like or a subscribe....
I shoot at steel targets all the time, but seeing as the steel is harder than the projectile,) the projectile disenegrates upon impact,but even that's a 100 yards or more. even then, eye protection is always worn, and hearing of course.


#15

PTmowerMech

PTmowerMech

tom3 said:
Wife gives him hell for not mowing the grass. He says he can't, "the mower is shot."
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HA HA HA HA HA... He ain't lying.


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bertsmobile1

The only fatality in the Lint Cafe seige a few years back was the cafe manager.
She died from being hit by a 3 gram fragment of a disintegrated projectile that hit a marble wall tile .


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