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Check out this picture of Dealey Plaze in Dallas. Before the roads were build going under the train tracks.

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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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I always forget to shut the the water off. Now I have this! It might look alarming but, This is a brand NEW gas head. $40 for the handle and components. When it's full- it shuts off just like at a gas pump. I set it in a U bolt and walk away. No more messy paddock when I forget!
EDIT: to everyone saying "you could just buy floating valves" I have tried them all and most have broken within weeks of purchase. I just threw out another one today. I also prefer to be able to monitor my horses water intake and I simply can remove this when done. They are not the same. Just because they work for you doesn't mean it will work for other people.
Product info: I bought the valve off of Amazon NEW of course. And had to get A female adapter and U joint hardware.
 

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Years ago I had a stuck kidney stone.. I was near tears in pain.. Went to hospital, on weekend naturally. Ya know a woman nurse there told me she had had kidney stones & also given birth on different occasions.. She said the kidney stones were way more painful that her giving birth..

I can only go by her statement.. but I have also been hit in the nuts. And that ain't fun either.
 

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Years ago I had a stuck kidney stone.. I was near tears in pain.. Went to hospital, on weekend naturally. Ya know a woman nurse there told me she had had kidney stones & also given birth on different occasions.. She said the kidney stones were way more painful that her giving birth..

I can only go by her statement.. but I have also been hit in the nuts. And that ain't fun either.
Reminds me when you go to the hospital and they ask you what your pain level is on a scale of 1 to 10.
I always say " Well I never had a arm or leg cut off so I guess its a 9..."
 
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