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4getgto

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1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my
house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has
slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”

13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.
 

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A "cute" thing to do but a very fast way to break a crank on an engine connected to a very heavy flywheel .

I think there was a Suzuki Brute(?) or other small jeep-like vehicle that was equipped with a 2-stoke engine. To go in reverse, you stopped the engine and started it CCW (the other direction from normal, w'ever) and used first gear for reverse! Not great on the gears but, reverse usually isn't used for long.
 

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I think there was a Suzuki Brute(?) or other small jeep-like vehicle that was equipped with a 2-stoke engine. To go in reverse, you stopped the engine and started it CCW (the other direction from normal, w'ever) and used first gear for reverse! Not great on the gears but, reverse usually isn't used for long.
I believe a lot (most) of the earlier golf carts worked the same way..
 
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