Penguin goes to the mechanic
A penguin is driving on the highway on the way to a conference when his car breaks down. He calls a tow truck who brings he and his car to a mechanic in a little nearby town. The mechanic says to the penguin “We’ll give you a call when we figure it out. Feel free to go walk around town in the meantime”. So the penguin goes walking around town and then grabs some ice cream before the mechanic calls him to come back to the shop. “Well” says the mechanic, “it looks like you blew a seal”. The penguin looks at the mechanic, touches his face and says “no, that’s just ice cream.”