"hey bill i need this mounting bracket to be welded so it will support the frame of my riding mower, just wanna weld it because i don't wanna kill myself when I'm in reverse. do you know any body that can weld?"
" oh yeah man, my friend has a friend that knows this girl that goes out with a guy that knows a doctor that take cares of this kid that knows an old man that has a grand daughter, that is married to this guy that knows some one that can weld, he's pretty good."
"wow, thanks ron, now i won't kill my self in reverse."
" no problem bill."