Friend of mine went to Lowes and bought a new Husqvarna riding mower. Takes it home, my friend was a trucker, and fills it with diesel accidentally out of a jug he had setting around. Mower won't run, so he hauls it back to Lowes and they give him another one. He said on his way home it dawned on him what he had done. Said, man did I feel stupid. I should have went to Lowes to see if they had any returned mowers for sale cheap, but I didn't really need one at the time.
