AlabamaDan says hi!

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AlabamaDan

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Hey y'all!

I'm jumping in because I'm always tinkering on little things, lawnmowers, blowers, chainsaws, 4-wheelers, etc trying to keep them running, but I don't have anyone to ask questions of. My neighbors don't know how to do anything. I'm probably the only one in the neighborhood with a workbench. LOL I thought I could find some virtual neighbors who own a wrench.

Cheers,
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AlabamaDan said:
Hey y'all!

I'm jumping in because I'm always tinkering on little things, lawnmowers, blowers, chainsaws, 4-wheelers, etc trying to keep them running, but I don't have anyone to ask questions of. My neighbors don't know how to do anything. I'm probably the only one in the neighborhood with a workbench. LOL I thought I could find some virtual neighbors who own a wrench.

Cheers,
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Welcome to the site, none of us have a work-shop, work-bench or any wrenches, this is a Bogus site where a bunch of us ol-farts hang-out and harass each other with things we read off the net, or post pics of pretty sweeties, we are good at opening child proof containers, ( but,.. the local Bomb-Squads don't approve of our methods) and we are better at opening a "pop-top" or bottle-cap (But our sweeties DON"T approve of that) AND we excel at the removal of garments from a sweet, enticing, 2 legged lumpy critter .. (some of us like BIG lumps) AND we are always glad to have an addition to the group.. :laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:

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Boobala said:
Welcome to the site, none of us have a work-shop, work-bench or any wrenches, this is a Bogus site where a bunch of us ol-farts hang-out and harass each other with things we read off the net, or post pics of pretty sweeties, we are good at opening child proof containers, ( but,.. the local Bomb-Squads don't approve of our methods) and we are better at opening a "pop-top" or bottle-cap (But our sweeties DON"T approve of that) AND we excel at the removal of garments from a sweet, enticing, 2 legged lumpy critter .. (some of us like BIG lumps) AND we are always glad to have an addition to the group.. :laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing:

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WHY you givin' away ALL our secrets,Boo??

ROLL TIDE ROLL !!!
 
AlabamaDan said:
Haha! Funny
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WELLLLLL Dan, we see you have a sense of humor, THAT fine attribute alone, waives your membership fees, NOW this whole lawn mower thing, lets get it straight right from the Git-Go, First thing is,ya do what us ol-farts have done, ya shoot the whole lawn with Weed N Grass Killer... after it dies, N ya get it all cleaned up N down to soil, ya put down weed - barrier cloth, next, ya have the whole place covered in artificial-turf ! please note, in comes in several distinct colors, however, we suggest you DO-NOT pick the Fire-Engine Red, it seems to aggravate the neighborhood dogs for some reason, and you'll find large piles of dog-schitt on it, on a daily basis, THEN... you can sell any & ALL your lawn-maintenance items, mower(s), cart, shovels, hoses, rakes, hoes, etc.,etc., this action, brings forth pocket money, to buy a couple chaise lounge chairs and side tables ( gotta have a place to set your beer & ****-magazines ya know) NOW... ya lay back N relax, and watch as ALL your neighbors get out and toil with THEIR lawns ( glorified weeds) .. knowing you now have more time to do all the absurd things the rest of us are doing..... NOTHING !! AHHHhhhhhh Life is Good !! .. :thumbsup:..:laughing:
 
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