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I have found the zt that has, by far, the highest rating for tow capacity

#1

R

robert

I regret that I cannot post the personal identifying info for the following as I neglected to ask for authorization to do so in the email I sent to the Company.

The question I asked was what the tow capacity was, in general, for the zero turn machines they make, here is the response:

'the rule of thumb for rated tow capacity for our zero turn mowers is to add the weight of the machine, the operators weight and the maximum ballast rating'

For any riding mower this is impressive, for a zero turn it is light years beyond impressive.

Anyone care to guess the brand?


#2

R

robert

If you wanna mow and you gotta tow Green is the way to go, this direct from the Deere's mouth.


#3

jmurray01

jmurray01

Is it a Yanmar ? :laughing:


#4

Sprinkler Buddy

Sprinkler Buddy

It's a Murray!! :laughing:


#5

jmurray01

jmurray01

It's a Murray!! :laughing:
Ah yes, why didn't I think of that! :laughing:


#6

R

robert

Tricinosis........


#7

jmurray01

jmurray01

Tricinosis........
What the heck has that got to do with it ? :laughing:


#8

R

robert

jm, I am unable to attribute the disjointed, irrational cognitive process of a small group here to any other reason, some here have to be afflicted with brain worms/parasites. :wink: then again the cause could be a combination of worms and head trama: from all the brain skull impact while bouncing around/zero turning on zt's....


#9

R

robert

Or perhaps the group also suffers from oxygen depletion-after all they do maintain that the zt mower is able to cut at fantastic speeds-if their mouths were open while mowing, probably the case as I suspect their mouths are always open, I could see where a sort of venturi effect would severly reduce the oxygen going to the brain, with the expected result-ESPECIALLY when they make those muti 'g' zero turns. :biggrin:


#10

R

robert

Then again; should not oxygen depletion or brain:skull impact rid the brain of worms/ parasites? or has this created a super strain?? you know with thicker cell walls brought about by the repeated impacts....


#11

R

robert

Thicker cell walls would require more feeding.....


#12

R

robert

Thats it ! I am drafting a letter to the CPC demanding that a new label be affixed to all zero turn mowers sold to non professionals, the label shall be dayglo orange, minimum 6x6" (sorry jm but I don't know the metric equivalent) stating that the State of California has found a direct correlation between mutated tricinosis parasites and homeowner operation of zero turn mowers.

I suspect the fix will be a heated headband (solar powered-with a cng backup of course) interlocked via bluetooth to the ignition key, the device will gently raise the temp of the brain to a level which will soften the cell structure of the parasties thus enabling the high 'g' forces experienced by the operator to destroy the bugs.......:thumbsup:


#13

R

robert

Then again there is always the Hantavirus as a possible contributing factor and explanation-those high g turns coupled with super sonic blade tip speeds would raise alot of dust, an awful lot of dust; think about it :eek:


#14

R

robert

Barry and Michelle must be made aware of this immediately, zero turn mower sales to non professional consumers must be :banned: :goodnight:


#15

Sammy the Red

Sammy the Red

Well guys, one thing that all of the Z-turn operators have done, that Robert has never been able to do, is to have mastered the operation of the Z-turn. :biggrin:

Some people got it, some don't.


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