Attacking FEMA workers: ONE GUY said "If Fema comes 'round these parts, they best get on cuz I'm gonna kill em!" and got arrested. The lies are on MSNBC that bands of renegade rednecks are driving around in pickup trucks hunting Fema workers and putting their heads on spikes.
FEMA money: FEMA...
The last *person* to balance the budget was that genius Newt Gingrich. Clinton just happened to be president. It was in the "contract with America" and he had to strong-arm Clinton to get it done.
Good. This is the best line ever. Please close your business and move to the UK where you can still get foreign steel and enjoy die versity and kleen ayer.
Don't let the gold plated eagle stamped doorknob hit you too hard in the hairy hole on the way out.