What you want is Fugitive Glue, sometimes called Tack Snot or Booger Glue. It's the same stuff they use to place credit cards on the paper. It dries tacky, not sticky. Pulls right off.
Damn little amps needed to crank a no compression engine. Much more amps required to spin one with compression....hence engines that have an auto compression release.
Jumper the battery with another known good battery....use your car, truck, tractor....anything to provide more capacity. That...