What to do when your push mower will not shut off! (humor)

[tom3]

Wife gives him hell for not mowing the grass. He says he can't, "the mower is shot."

 

[Scrubcadet10]

Wife gives him hell for not mowing the grass. He says he can't, "the mower is shot."

LOL!

 

[bertsmobile1]

When see total lunacy like this my flesh crawls
Shooting a metal object at that range is lunacy .
The chances of him ending up with schrapnel injuries were really high
Another idiot with an IQ substantially lower than the calibre of his side arm.
Makes one really glad to be born down here

 

[Scrubcadet10]

When see total lunacy like this my flesh crawls
Shooting a metal object at that range is lunacy .
The chances of him ending up with schrapnel injuries were really high
Another idiot with an IQ substantially lower than the calibre of his side arm.
Makes one really glad to be born down here

But hey, as long as he gets a like or a subscribe....
I shoot at steel targets all the time, but seeing as the steel is harder than the projectile,) the projectile disenegrates upon impact,but even that's a 100 yards or more. even then, eye protection is always worn, and hearing of course.

 

[PTmowerMech]

Wife gives him hell for not mowing the grass. He says he can't, "the mower is shot."

HA HA HA HA HA... He ain't lying.

 

[bertsmobile1]

The only fatality in the Lint Cafe seige a few years back was the cafe manager.
She died from being hit by a 3 gram fragment of a disintegrated projectile that hit a marble wall tile .