The Chronicles

[twall]

Basically, yes, anything and everything goes here, even inane subjects like "my cat just threw up on on our valuable Persian carpet. but that is okay, because he is a Persian cat....." :laughing::laughing:

Or, "my valuable carpet just threw up on my Persian cat" if you're in the mood for nonsense....

 

[jmurray01]

Or, "my valuable carpet just threw up on my Persian cat" if you're in the mood for nonsense....

Carpets can throw up ?

 

[JDgreen]

Carpets can throw up ?

Not carpets, no...but I saw a joke one time where somebody said their carpet was so filthy their vacuum cleaner threw up.

 

[jmurray01]

Not carpets, no...but I saw a joke one time where somebody said their carpet was so filthy their vacuum cleaner threw up.

No doubt it was a dyson...

 

[twall]

Carpets can throw up ?

It sounded funny. I'm tired.....:laughing:

First night back on the graveyard shift, so I'm going to bed soon here.....My body is probably going to be set up right on your schedule, Jamie! What time is it in Scotland?

 

[twall]

Not carpets, no...but I saw a joke one time where somebody said their carpet was so filthy their vacuum cleaner threw up.

Now THAT was funny....:laughing::laughing::laughing::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[jmurray01]

It sounded funny. I'm tired.....:laughing:

First night back on the graveyard shift, so I'm going to bed soon here.....My body is probably going to be set up right on your schedule, Jamie! What time is it in Scotland?

12:20NOON. You work on a graveyard!?

 

[jmurray01]

Now THAT was funny....:laughing::laughing::laughing::thumbsup::thumbsup:

:laughing: I... Can't... Breathe... For... Laughing... *Thud*

 

[twall]

12:20NOON. You work on a graveyard!?

Third shift - nights.....10PM to 6:30AM......

 

[jmurray01]

Third shift - nights.....10PM to 6:30AM......

Ah, well you have 5 minutes to go before you're finished then!

What exactly do you do on a graveyard ?